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Study Finds Average Mailman Delivers 89 Cars Worth of Parts In First Year
Experts Confirm Most Parts Are Eventually Resold on Facebook Marketplace
19 hrs ago
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New “Car Enthusiast” Tamagotchi Lets You Start a Project Car You Can’t Finish
Bandai Attempts to Revive the ’90s Classic by Targeting Men Ages 16–100
May 22
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Porsche Profits Fell 93%, or Four Whole GT3 RSs
Porsche Asks People Not to Worry, They Will Be Raising Prices to Make Up the Difference
May 21
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New App ‘TrunkenWerken’ Helps Car Enthusiasts With Flaky Friends Find ‘Help’ to Pull a Motor
App gains popularity with thousands willing to work with homies for a case of beer
May 19
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Disney Taps Pato O’Ward for Mighty Ducks Reboot
Studio executives insist ‘no one understands a Mighty Duck more than Pato’
May 18
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Citizens Begin Putting a Stop to Waymos Using Hand-Painted Looney Tunes Walls
Residents Consult With ACME Engineers to Develop Foolproof Strategy
May 15
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Tired of “Once-in-a-Lifetime” Disasters, Millennial Starts Race Team to Experience Financial Ruin He Can Actually Control
Friends Close to the Team Owner Say It’s the First Time His Financial Collapse Has Felt “Earned.”
May 14
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Cybertruck Responsible for Hantavirus, Scientists Unsure How But Agree “It Feels Right”
Researchers Confirm Truck Has “Strong Plague Energy”
May 12
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First Owner Spends Years Keeping Car Low-Mileage and Mint So Second Owner Can Install NRG Wing
First Owner Reports Vehicle Driven Only on Sunday Mornings, Detailed Daily, Never Enjoyed Once
May 11
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Waymo #67 Forced to Retire After Failing Written Driving Test for 20th Time
Sources Say It Repeatedly Misses Questions About “Driving” and “Safety”
May 8
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Facing Soaring Fuel Costs, LeMans to Bring Back Historic LeMans Start for Opening 12 Hours
Officials confirm drivers will simply run for the whole first half of the race, dramatically reducing the need for fuel.
May 7
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BURNOUT & SKIDMARK #12 🚨
Wrenching with the Homies
May 6
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