Archive - Burnout & Skidmark

Study Finds Five-Digit Spending on Mods Leads to Whopping $500 Increase in Resale Value

Local Man Finally Able to Justify $350 Price Increase After Investing $18,000

Jul 7 • ninetyoneoctane

To Address Escalade's Ever-Increasing Size, Cadillac Announces Future Models Will Be Measured in Square Footage

Dealers Now Advertising Optional Open Floor Plan

Jul 6 • ninetyoneoctane

Dollar Tree Earnings Reveal Car Enthusiasts Buying LA's Totally Awesome Cleaner Responsible for All of Its Profits

Retailer Reports Sharp Increase in Cars With Immaculate Wheels Hardparked Outside Stores

Jul 2 • ninetyoneoctane

🚨BURNOUT & SKIDMARK #13 🚨

Jul 1

June 2026

Looking to Add Attacking Pace, Netherlands Adds Verstappen at Forward for Knockout Stage

Head Coach Confirms Adrian Newey Has Already Started Designing Verstappen's Cleats

Jun 30 • ninetyoneoctane

Following Austrian GP Win, Toto Tells George, "OK, You Had Two Turns. Now Give the Controller Back to Kimi."

Russell Says He's Just Happy the Controller Was Plugged In This Time

Jun 29 • ninetyoneoctane

Local Man Whispers "Hell Yeah" to Himself After Using a Bolt He Saved A Decade Ago

Experts Lack the Necessary Science to Measure Satisfaction at Such a Massive Scale

Jun 22 • ninetyoneoctane

Altima Meet Declared Biohazard Site By Health Department

Officials Confirm Area Contains Elevated Levels Of Erratic Driving, Flying Body Panels, And Unknown Fluids

Jun 18 • ninetyoneoctane

Cybertruck Congratulates Elon On Trillionaire Status, Asks “Maybe That's Enough To Put Me Out Of My Misery?”

Vehicle Believes Both Parties Have Brought Enough Suffering To The World

Jun 16 • ninetyoneoctane

1,000 Horsepower Electric BMW M3 Promises to Dethrone Mustang as Leader in Curb-Crashing Reels

Engineers Confirm Instant Torque Will Allow Drivers to Reach Sidewalks Faster Than Ever

Jun 15 • ninetyoneoctane

Dodge Charger EV Loses $50K in Value After Just 1 Year, Bringing Total Worth to -$25K

Bank Says Not to Worry Since Loan Was Only 30% APR

Jun 11 • ninetyoneoctane

AIM to Release Budget Lap Timer So You Don't Have to Spend Hundreds to Find Out You're Slow

New Entry-Level Device Delivers Identical Humiliation at a Fraction of the Cost

Jun 9 • ninetyoneoctane

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