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Trump Takes Honorary Lap Around Freedom 250 Track and Declares Himself the Winner
Despite Video Showing the Lap Happened in the presidential motorcade aboard the Beast, The President Shared, "I definitely fit in an IndyCar, I'm the…
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Local Accord Owner Outraged After Being Rejected From NSX Meet, Insists “This Is the One With the NSX Lights”
Event Organizers Forced to Invest in Security Just to Turn Away Y2K-Era Accords
Aug 18
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Crescent Wrench Disappears Moments After Being Adjusted to 10mm
Local Man Forced to Finish Job With Imperial Sockets
Aug 17
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Monterey Car Week Generates Record Revenue, With Highest Earner Being Monterey PD
Most Impactful Contributors Were Window Tint, Missing Front License Plates, and Exhausts That May or May Not Be Too Loud
Aug 16
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Ford Says “Why Stop There?” Teases 10-Door Mustang Following Positive Reception of 4-Door
A 4-Door Fits Your Family, but a 10-Door Lets Your Whole Party Destroy Curbs
Aug 13
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Local Man Who Lives His Life a Quarter Mile at a Time Struggles to Adapt to Life in Japan
Letters Sent to Family Indicate He Is Still Trying to Decipher What “Zero-Yon” Is
Aug 11
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Local Man Develops Debilitating Anxiety After Being Forced to Lead Canyon Cruise
Attempts to Pass Responsibility to Other Drivers Met With Legitimate Excuses Including, “Can’t, My Tires Rub”
Aug 10
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Williams Admits Carlos Sainz Is Color Blind, But Only to the Color Blue
Could Papaya Piastri actually be bullying Sainz now that this news has come to light... blue light?
Jul 28
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Slate's New Truck Slogan: "It Doesn't Have to Look Like a Dumpster"
Company Says Consumers Deserve to Own a Truck That Doesn't Look Like a Stepped-on Roll of Aluminum Foil
Jul 27
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How GPS Killed the Honored Tradition of Playing Off Like You Didn't Miss Your Exit
Experts Say the lost art of confident bluffing has been replaced by passengers pointing and saying, "Your exit was right here."
Jul 21
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Local Man with Perfect Flush Fitment Forced to Drive Friends One at a Time
Owner Confirms Car Comfortably Seats Five, Just Not at the Same Time
Jul 20
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VAR Officially Lacks Enough Horsepower to Defeat Now-World-Champion Spain
Argentina’s Twelfth Man Unable to Manufacture Enough Pace in Final
Jul 20
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