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Truck Owners Can No Longer Afford MPG Loss Caused by Giant Flags
Owners say they wish they knew who is behind rising fuel costs
16 hrs ago
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Nissan Reports It Makes More Money Selling Altima Bumpers Than Altimas
Executives Cite “Unmatched Demand in Areas with High Hot Cheetos Sales”
Apr 9
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FIA Tells Fans “Fine, You Don’t Get Regulations Then” After Complaints in Comments Section
FIA Confirms Regulations Revoked Until Fan Base “Stops Acting Foolish”
Apr 7
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Tiger Woods “Return to Form” Showcases Vintage Driving Ability
Sources Confirm They Will No Longer Be Saying “All Publicity Is Good Publicity”
Apr 6
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Man Adds His Work Commute to Assetto Corsa in Hopes to Beat His Neighbor to the Street Parking Spot
Man says he just needs “one clean run” to finally secure curbside position
Apr 3
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Cities Begin Testing Traffic Lights That Shoot Lasers at Drivers Who Honk As Soon as Lights Turn Green
Officials say system calibrated to detect even slight movement toward the horn
Apr 2
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🚨 BURNOUT & SKIDMARK #7 🚨
Back to the Future!
Apr 1
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March 2026
BMW’s New M3 to Be Tested by the 3 Ninjas to Identify Its Critical Pressure Points
BMW engineers say modern testing has “lost its way,” call for return to ’90s methods
Mar 31
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Verstappen and Norris Arrive at Press Conference Playing with Yo-Yos
Drivers reportedly wanted it known they purchased battery-powered yo-yos
Mar 30
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Local Man Overpays for S***box After Forgetting to Switch Accounts Before Lowballing
Buyer regrets lacking the composure to make his garbage offer look fair
Mar 27
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Mercedes Unveils Japanese GP Race Suit After Letting George Russell Paint Houses in It
Russell confirms he was meant to finish without getting it on his suit
Mar 26
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As Oil Prices Surge, Drivers Turn to Brita to ‘Refine’ Motor Oil
Experts warn results may vary, but enthusiasts admit “Yeah, but have you seen crude oil prices?”
Mar 25
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