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Local Man Who Lives His Life a Quarter Mile at a Time Struggles to Adapt to Life in Japan
Letters Sent to Family Indicate He Is Still Trying to Decipher What “Zero-Yon” Is
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Local Man Develops Debilitating Anxiety After Being Forced to Lead Canyon Cruise
Attempts to Pass Responsibility to Other Drivers Met With Legitimate Excuses Including, “Can’t, My Tires Rub”
Aug 10
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Williams Admits Carlos Sainz Is Color Blind, But Only to the Color Blue
Could Papaya Piastri actually be bullying Sainz now that this news has come to light... blue light?
Jul 28
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Slate's New Truck Slogan: "It Doesn't Have to Look Like a Dumpster"
Company Says Consumers Deserve to Own a Truck That Doesn't Look Like a Stepped-on Roll of Aluminum Foil
Jul 27
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How GPS Killed the Honored Tradition of Playing Off Like You Didn't Miss Your Exit
Experts Say the lost art of confident bluffing has been replaced by passengers pointing and saying, "Your exit was right here."
Jul 21
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Local Man with Perfect Flush Fitment Forced to Drive Friends One at a Time
Owner Confirms Car Comfortably Seats Five, Just Not at the Same Time
Jul 20
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VAR Officially Lacks Enough Horsepower to Defeat Now-World-Champion Spain
Argentina’s Twelfth Man Unable to Manufacture Enough Pace in Final
Jul 20
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Looking to Attract Younger Fans, NASCAR Partners with the Rolling Stones
Marketing Executives Determined There Was No Better Way to Connect with Gen Alpha & Z Than a Rockstar in his 82 Year-Old Prime
Jul 16
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Millennial's Dream Racing Career Cut Short by Aggressive Case of Sleeping Wrong
Team Doctors Confirm Years of Saving for Ta Racing Program Were No Match for Falling Asleep on the Couch
Jul 14
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To Keep Up With Growing List of Project Car Jobs, Local Man Hires Another Whiteboard
Original Whiteboard Overwhelmed and Burned Out by Backlog Dating Back to 2005
Jul 13
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Study Finds Five-Digit Spending on Mods Leads to Whopping $500 Increase in Resale Value
Local Man Finally Able to Justify $350 Price Increase After Investing $18,000
Jul 7
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To Address Escalade's Ever-Increasing Size, Cadillac Announces Future Models Will Be Measured in Square Footage
Dealers Now Advertising Optional Open Floor Plan
Jul 6
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