Archive - Burnout & Skidmark

Local Man Registers Car as Firearm to Ensure It’s Always Protected

Man says it was the only way to ensure his property was legally protected

20 hrs ago • ninetyoneoctane

Aftermarket Industry Projected to Reach $600 Billion by 2030, $800 Billion If You Ever Finish Your Project Car

Industry Executives Advise That Just Because You Won’t Finish Your Car Doesn’t Mean You Should Stop Buying Parts

Apr 16 • ninetyoneoctane

🚨 BURNOUT & SKIDMARK #9 🚨

Apr 16

🚨 BURNOUT & SKIDMARK #8 🚨

Project Car Shipping

Apr 15 • ninetyoneoctane

New Fast & Furious Movie Promises to Reopen Strait of Hormuz

Widely considered the most coherent strategy proposed so far

Apr 14 • ninetyoneoctane

New Carpool AI Dummy Argues It Counts to Police for You

Device Programmed to Match the Level of Belligerence When Questioned by Authorities

Apr 13 • ninetyoneoctane

Gianpiero Lambiase Says Red Bull “Doesn’t Actually Give You Wings” While Holding Lando Norris Monster Can

Team’s bull has reportedly submitted applications to the Chicago Bulls and Durham Bulls following Lambiase’s departure

Apr 12 • ninetyoneoctane

Truck Owners Can No Longer Afford MPG Loss Caused by Giant Flags

Owners say they wish they knew who is behind rising fuel costs

Apr 10 • ninetyoneoctane

Nissan Reports It Makes More Money Selling Altima Bumpers Than Altimas

Executives Cite “Unmatched Demand in Areas with High Hot Cheetos Sales”

Apr 9 • ninetyoneoctane

FIA Tells Fans “Fine, You Don’t Get Regulations Then” After Complaints in Comments Section

FIA Confirms Regulations Revoked Until Fan Base “Stops Acting Foolish”

Apr 7 • ninetyoneoctane

Tiger Woods “Return to Form” Showcases Vintage Driving Ability

Sources Confirm They Will No Longer Be Saying “All Publicity Is Good Publicity”

Apr 6 • ninetyoneoctane

Man Adds His Work Commute to Assetto Corsa in Hopes to Beat His Neighbor to the Street Parking Spot

Man says he just needs “one clean run” to finally secure curbside position

Apr 3 • ninetyoneoctane

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