About Burnout & Skidmark News

Welcome to Burnout & Skidmark, the global authority in automotive news.

We publish a couple times a week (depending on whether the writers were fed or not), bringing you the latest in bad financial decisions, project cars, imagined scandals, and real feelings about car enthusiasts, car culture, track life, and professional racing. If it revs, races, leaks, or costs more than it’s worth, we’ll probably cover it, just very poorly.

Think of us as the garage-floor version of Mad Magazine, fueled by caffeine, personal-best hot laps, and the eternal promise of “next weekend I’ll finish the project car.”

Founded by ninetyoneoctane, this “publication” exists to celebrate car culture’s loudest, dumbest, darkest, and most sincere corners, without ever stating anything factual.

What You’ll Get:

• Poorly filtered stories, completely fabricated headlines, and hard truths about BMW owners

• Bonus posts, lost articles, and exclusive nonsense for paid subscribers

• Extra perks for Founding Members (AKA The Burnout Bureau), who are funding the rise of car-enthusiast-based bullshit on the internet.

  The Burnout Bureau: together, we might actually finish our cars.

Why Subscribe?

Because you’ve already wasted money on car parts you didn’t need.
This one at least makes you laugh

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