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Top 3 Greatest Cars of All Time

Automotive experts agree the list was “The easiest decision they've ever had to make.”

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ninetyoneoctane
Jan 29, 2026
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RIVERSIDE—After decades of forum debates, boring Cars & Coffee discussions, and a man named Jon insisting it’s actually the E36 M3, automotive historians have finally agreed on the top three greatest cars ever built.

Geo Metro

The first spot goes to the Geo Metro because it makes every drive feel like qualifying. With the absolute power output of a cordless drill, drivers get to redline the car just to keep pace with the dogs being walked, creating speed, danger, and personal achievement previously thought impossible in single-digit horsepower.

“You floor it everywhere,” said owner Miguel Alvarez. “I’ve never felt more alive going 18 mph!”

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