Secret Cadillac Agent in Fur Coat Crashes Baku GP

Feline “spy” deployed to quietly gather intel instead hijacks broadcast, hearts, and several hospitality buffets.

BAKU—The Formula 1 world was consumed this weekend when a stray cat sauntered through the paddock at the Azerbaijan Grand Prix. Shocking reports now reveal it was no ordinary feline, but a covert operative working for Cadillac ahead of their 2026 entry.

According to insiders, Cadillac had dispatched the cat under strict orders: sneak into garages, paw through data sheets, and maybe nap on a few laptops. The plan was to remain undetected. Instead, the furry agent became a celebrity, drawing camera crews, Instagram accounts, and a few team mechanics who are mysteriously missing important documents.

“We wanted stealth like Catwoman,” admitted one Cadillac representative, speaking on condition of anonymity. “But within five minutes it was offered its own podcast. We’re not going to be ready in 2026 when everyone is petting the cat, it’s going to ruin the spy tech.”

Engineers say the cat’s mission went further off the rails when it infiltrated the hospitality suites. “It clawed its way into a buffet, started knocking everything off the table, and then just stared at us like we were in the wrong,” said McLaren mechanic Daniel Ibarra. “This agent is reckless.”

Despite the fiasco, Cadillac executives are standing by their strategy. “Look, we’re committed to innovation,” said spokesperson Claire Whitman. “Other manufacturers send scouts and consultants. We send whiskers. Maybe the world isn’t ready for Cadillac F1. Maybe the world hates cats.”

The cat has reportedly been reassigned back to its previous role with the Houston Astros.