Power Wheels Offer Help to American Brands Struggling to Develop Affordable EVs
Toy industry reportedly “years ahead” on making something cheap, small, and electric that actually works.
DETROIT—Several major U.S. automakers have reportedly reached out to Big Wheels for assistance in building affordable electric vehicles, citing the company’s “unmatched expertise” in creating small, battery-powered products that actually last.
Industry insiders say the collaboration comes after years of failed promises, overpriced prototypes, and EVs that cost more than some homes. “Big Wheels has been doing this for decades,” said Ford spokesperson Tara McIntyre. “Plastic body? Check. Battery power? Check. Massive range limitations? Check. It’s basically what we’ve been trying to do for decades.”
Big Wheels executives confirmed they’ve been approached but expressed skepticism about working with traditional automakers. “We’ve been making affordable EVs since 1969,” said product manager Alex Gutierrez, honking a bright red plastic horn. “We have the market cornered. Why would we give up our secrets?”
GM and Stellantis have already begun early testing of a co-developed prototype, internally codenamed Project Torque-r-Us. According to leaked documents, the vehicle features regenerative pedaling, a maximum speed of 6 mph, and an MSRP that will rival China’s best blatant EV rip-off.
Analysts believe this partnership could finally help the U.S. close the gap in EV affordability. “Big Wheels already solved this problem decades ago,” said Dr. Lena Ortiz from the Useless Technicals Institute. “They’re light, simple, and powered by renewable energy. Meanwhile, Ford still can’t figure out how to make an electric truck that can tow effectively.”
Tesla was reportedly not invited to participate. “We considered them,” said Gutierrez, “but our company has a strict policy against working with people who are generally perceived as power-hungry douchebags.”
If successful, the collaboration could mark the dawn of a new era in American EVs, one where efficiency, affordability, and plastic tires finally meet.