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F1 Fan Exclaims “So There’s Nothing to Watch Until May?” While Scrolling Past Drive to Survive

F1 fans are desperate for content, but not THAT desperate

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ninetyoneoctane
Apr 23, 2026
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MIAMI—As Formula 1 enters what feels like its 57th week of spring break, fans across the globe are reportedly reaching unprecedented levels of desperation for content, with many claiming they have “nothing to watch” despite Drive to Survive sitting untouched in their recommended list.

Local fan Mark Sarmiento was seen pacing his living room Tuesday evening, refreshing YouTube, Reddit, and the F1 app in rapid succession before audibly sighing and asking, “So there’s seriously nothing until May?”

Moments later, Sarmiento opened Netflix, hovered over Drive to Survive for approximately the duration of a Red Bull pit stop, and continued scrolling.

“I think I’ve seen everything there is to see,” he said, scrolling past all seasons of the show with unquestionable confidence. “There’s just nothing else to watch right now. Literally nothing.”

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